1. says

    When I read about your staged misfortune I was about to write a sympathetic note, when I saw a colleague calling you names in IRC and only then I noticed the date.
    (That’s why half of MySQL employees didn’t call you)



  2. Diego says

    You got me but not my wife. When I told her your story she told me it was a “tall tale”, the part about not being allowed reentry into the US gave it away for her.

    Lucky for me she is a psychologist.